ARRESTED FOR NOT USING TWITTER!

Justin Bieber's agent Scott Braun A.K.A Scooter, was arrested for not "tweeting" that one of Justins many mall apperances had to be cancelled due to a sudden rampage from the fans. Though this event took place in November of 2009 the conviction was only applied last wednesday when Braun was arrested. Braun's lawyer has stated that he sent 2 tweets within 7 minutes but the accusers have said that it took him nearly 2 hours until the first one. In rebellion Justin, 16, wore a shirt saying FREE SCOTTY during a photo op. In the mean time "Scooter" is still in jail and the world has faded to arresting people for not using an internet service :S.

13 PROPOSALS AND 3 SPLITS! Is Hollywood in for more bad luck?

Word has gotten out that so soon after her big win at the 82nd Academy Awards Sandra Bullock's husband and West Coast Choppers CEO, Jesse James has had an 11 month affair with a tattoo clad Michelle "Bombshell" McGee. This 32 year old woman has announced over twitter that her and Jesse have had multiple affiars and this has Sandra worried and is most likely leaving her husband.

Another Split includes british actress Kate Winslet and director Sam Mendes. An insider close to the star says that she felt bored with him and that the 2008 movie Reveloutinary Road directed by Mendes ,in which she re-united with Titanic co-star Leonardo Dicaprio and had a few steamy scenes, was just another tipping point for her. She ended their 7 year marriage.

Our last big split story is Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy. The stars of the hit series "Ghost Whisperer" have split after a year. Though Hewitt hinted to their break-up in an interview where she advertised her new book "The Day I Shot Cupid: Hello, My Name Is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I'm a Love-aholic" on "Lopez Tonight" - saying she highly recommended bedazzling one's lady parts after a tough breakup.
"After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," Hewitt said. "It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays."
When Lopez asked if that was her current state, she replied: "I am currently vagazzled."

LOHAN SUES BABY!!

E-trade commercials have been using infant children to epress their company. This has led to a recent one where a young couple were arguing and a ''milk-a-holic'' named lindsay was brought into the situation. 23 year old Lindsay Lohan has sued the company for basing the baby on her. She's asking for a whopping 100 million dollars and asks that they remove the commercial. But to be far to E-trade there are tons of people with the name Lindsay and she's probably broke out since no ones hired her in a good movie since 2005. And when aksed about the situatuin she had only this to say, "Do you know the name Oprah? Do you know the name Madonna? Same thing." Good luck E-trade!

Next time.....
We'll hear from Meredith Salenger about the death of her Dream a little Dream co-star Corey Haim, and about the big drama in the bachelors true decision.

OSCAR WEEK COMING UP FAST!

With the Acedamy Awards approaching fast there has been a ton of buzz around. One of which is whether Angie and Jenn will finally meet after their 5 year war over Ex and current hubby Brad Pitt. The other is who will win best picture, which has 10 nominees! Avatar is sure to win but The Hurt Locker is catching up fast. Although todays update was short dont worry i'll be back tomorrow with all the oscar nominations if you've missed them!

Also to come.... secrets of the new season of the hit new show Glee!